All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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