She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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