Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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