belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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