that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize