How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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