While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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