Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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