theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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should my penis look like a turkey
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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