being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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