didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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