She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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