its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The adults are the big ones right?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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