pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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