Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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