wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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