Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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