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We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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