she was so not down for the gang bang
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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