but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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