a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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