? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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