Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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