I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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