Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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