Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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