I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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