i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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