That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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