She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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