Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
sex in a hospital.. check
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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