he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
The ass gains better be worth it
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