bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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