Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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