Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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