my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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