What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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