epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i need to put some appletini on your dick
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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