508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize