And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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