I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm bleeding and have questions
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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