I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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