kristin has been a bad kristin
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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