We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He felt like a one man threesome
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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