and i looked up. we had an audience...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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