i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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