i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So much rum. So many feels.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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