there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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