No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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