Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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