at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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