Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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