Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize