Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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