I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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