the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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