I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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