And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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