Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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